Maybe they want to be her.¬† I’m just saying …¬† Okay kids, now it’s getting annoying.¬† Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt called into Ryan Seacrest’s morning show to rip into LC for the 1,635,09th time. This is what TMZ had to report on the phonecall:
The terrible twosome called into “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” today to string up some more dirty laundry — saying they were “shocked” by the article and calling it “literally a hate piece.” Pratt contends it’s the first story the mag has ever done without contacting the other side for comment.
The kvetching duo talked to Ryan about LC’s sex tape leaking (they didn’t release it), a threatening run-in with Joel Madden and Nicole Richie, and Montag’s upcoming album (described as “dance, urban, rhythmical”). The new season of “The Hills” starts next Monday.
Are we absolutely sure they aren’t in high school anymore?¬† It doesn’t matter anyway since all this crap is staged.¬† Who’s writing this?¬† Writers from the Jerry Springer show.
The Hills drama continues as Spence Pratt fires off about LC on his personal blog. I love it when celebs have public feuds like this one:
“For all you Haters- Please feel free to Hate on me here on my blog/board were I actually read comments! I think it’s great place for people who can’t stand me to vent and get whatever they have to say off their chest! If it makes you feel better. But if you hate me because you think I ruined Lauren and Heidi friendship…you have your facts all wrong! Lauren ruined Heidi and Laurens friendship when she told Heidi that she could not be friends with her as long as she dated me…the fact is Lauren is in LOVE with Heidi…she used to scream at Heidi if she left her alone one night…she used to ask to get in bed with Heidi and I to cuddle in the mornings…believe what you want…when those cameras turn off LC(BEEF CURTAINS) is a completely different person…she goes back to being the spoiled brat that made her famous on Laguna Beach…excuse me…the famous Boyfriend stealer. The funny thing to me is that she says we use her for attention…when she is the one in USWeekly this week talking about Heidi and I for 6 pages…talk about a desperate loser that needs to get her own relationship to worry about OR TALK ABOUT…I mean this girl has not had one functional relationship in her whole life and she is going to try and tell Heidi how to live her life and relationships!HA The LC is a pathetic wannabe fashion designer…who can’t even dress herself and look good…how is she going to design a line…ha…it should be called BEEF CURTAINS by LC… I only call her this because this is what people like Brody Jenner, Steven Coletti, and Jason Whaler all go around calling her…IT’S SAD that she destroyed the SEX TAPE that DID EXIST…because those BEEF CURTAINS would have made her real FAMOUS! I hate even talking about LC(BEEF CURTAINS) but she continues to talk about Heidi and I in all her interviews…so until she shuts her ugly mouth…I am going to continue to tell the world the truth about LC! This is a WARNING to LC… her dad aka JOE SIMPSON JR. , Manager, Agent, and Publisist that you better warn your client that she is starting a WAR that she doesn’t want…SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HEIDI AND MYSELF…because the TRUTH WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL AND YOU DO NOT WANT HEIDI AND I TO TAKE A PUBLIC LIE DETECTOR TEST ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BEEF CURTAINS…”
Okay, so the season premiere of The Hills was pretty drama filled and here’s a recap of what went down.
Heidi debuted her new-and-improved self in this episode. She’s sporting a larger, but tastefully so, chest and a different nose. I thought she was pretty attractive before but it’s her body and she’s allowed to do whatever she wants with it. That being said, why waste it on Spencer? I will admit from now and until the end of time that I’m a Spencer-hater. Why you ask? Let me count the ways.
1. He’s a liar. I liked Heidi last season and I was really upset for her when she found out he was cheating. He was confronted about it and lied. It’s Heidi’s prerogative to forgive and forget but she can’t be surprised if it happens again.
2. He can’t stand Lauren and constantly tries to turn Heidi against her. Mission accomplished, I guess. Just because someone doesn’t like you (with good reason) doesn’t mean you should turn his or her friends against them. Grow up Spencer.
Now, much to my amazement, I felt a tiny spark of something when he proposed to Heidi. Everyone deserves to be happy. If Spencer thinks Heidi’s the woman for him ( at 23!) more power to him. Brody had it right though when he accused Spencer of losing his mind. And that ring. It was pretty but I’d say it’s also a bit gaudy, just like Spencer.
Audrina has a new man in her life. Let’s call him Justin Bobby. His whole reaction to Lauren and Lo (I’m so glad she’s back in Lauren’s life) was strange. Did they honestly hurt his feelings when they asked him about his name? If he can’t take that kind of light, harmless joking, he might not have much of a sense of humor. As Audrina said, she and Lauren “like the bad boys.” I’m sorry, but he might be a little more than that. He abandoned her in Vegas. In Whitney’s words (in referring to something else but I feel it’s still appropriate here), “WTF?”
And that brings us to Lauren. I’ve liked her since her days in Laguna Beach. She just seems like the sort of caring, thoughtful friend you’ve always wanted. Despite that she manages to get herself into a lot of drama. Maybe it’s because she states her opinions so strongly and is hesitant to forgive people who’ve hurt her friends. I don’t know what it is but she seems like a good person and in my opinion Heidi’s behavior towards her has been and continues to be reprehensible.
Now, if you’re not the target demographic and/or don’t have your finger on the pulse of the young, hip, and hot club kids you’d never know you’re missing out on places like Les Deux and 40 Deuce. Man up and get your sorry butts out there. And I don’t want to hear you’ve ducked out at 10 pm; the party doesn’t really get started until later.
Questions to ponder:
—Who doesn’t know about those crazy rumors?
—What do you think about Heidi’s attitude towards Lauren?
—Since when is Lauren “all about second chances?”
—Who else wants a “Little Miss Bossy” t-shirt?
—Do you think Audrina and Justin Bobby will last?
—Do you think Spencer’s really in love with Heidi?
—Besides Heidi and Jason what other friend did Lauren lose last year?
—I know the difference between “making out” and “hooking up,” but do you?
Okay, if I missed anything, let me know. I’m also curious to her any thoughts from you guys too.