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Lindsay Lohan contradicts herself once again in Elle Magazine saying she has enough sense to not drink and drive again …

Excerpts:

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate….I’m much more responsible than that.”

On the media:
‚ÄúIf I‚Äôm wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer ‚Äì I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I‚Äôm like, ‚ÄòAre you that bored?‚Äô I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend ‚Äì the Samantha Ronson thing. She‚Äôs my best friend!”

“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

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On avoiding fame:

“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”

No Lindsay, it seems you can’t just drive down the street without being under the influence, or car jacking some dudes, or running over someone’s foot, or chasing your ex assistant, or terrorizing her mother, or getting arrested for a DUI, or running into¬†a worker¬†on Robertson Blvd. or shall I go on …

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MTV’s The Hills good girls Lauren and Audrina say No to driving under the influence. LC weighed in on the latest antics of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. “I think it’s interesting that years ago in Hollywood that getting a DUI or going to rehab was something that could destroy your career, and not it’s somehting that makes it”.

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Having no discernible talent, Brody Jenner is trying to fashion a career from his good looks and his family’s wealth. Sound familiar?

Brody’s first step toward stardom started with enlisting the help of Spencer Pratt, Jenner’s “Hills” co-star and so-called “manager-slash-publicist-slash-agent-slash-stylist.” Pratt tells Details magazine that it was his idea for Jenner to start dating Nicole Richie. “You’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat.” There’s an aspiration!

Brody’s bedroom conquests have helped elevate him to C-list status. Besides Richie, he’s also dated “Laguna Beach” star Kristin Cavallari and her arch nemesis Lauren “LC” Conrad, who now appears on “The Hills.”

In the article, Pratt says that he plans to make a sex tape of himself with “Hills” co-star Heidi Montag to post online, and goes on to call “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly “a joke.” Pratt adds that Lindsay Lohan is “obsessed with Brody.” Wait a second, who’s obsessed with Brody?

Check out the entire article on these scheming buffoons in the March issue of Details.

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I kid, I kid.  No open letter from Rob, but a statement to People magazine in response to the statement Dina Lohan made about his Lindsay Lohan impersonation on Jay Leno last week.

“When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I’ll have an ounce of respect for her! I don’t care if her parents are both crummy ‚Äì you cannot blame your parents anymore. She’s not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life.”

“I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there’s so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She’s very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who’d trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is.”

You tell her Rob.¬† If Lindsay or anyone else in her camp is offended or embarrassed by his appearance, they need to get over it.¬† Lindsay and her mother have embarrassed themselves in front of the whole world without anyone else’s help.

You know Candy Spelling really started something with these open letters to Paris Hilton and Joe Francis, and I think I like it!

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Lindsay Lohan ends a really bad week in her personal life with another bad movie, and I mean really bad.   I Know Who Killed Me was received terrible reviews.  The film was not screened, which was the first clue that it was just plain bad.  I know this because I have seen Roger Ebert say this many times on his show.  Anyhoo, the film is only being released in limited theaters and obviously there was no premiere as Lindsay has been in hiding since her latest arrest. 

The new movie she was supposed to start working on with Shirley McClaine was cancelled after investors heard of Lindsay partying at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas the day after she got out of rehab.¬† None of Lindsay’s movies that have been released this year have done exceptionally well in the theaters and it’s been quite a while since whe has made the studios any money so I predict she will be joing the ranks of controversial celebs like Colin Farrel soon.¬† Always controversial, but out of work … ouch!

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And beat goes on for Lindsay Lohan. These are the 3 guys who were in the care with her during the now infamous car chase that got Lindsay popped again last weekend. The guys spoke at a press conference this morning and told the tale of how Lindsay jumped behind the wheel of their SUV and took offf down PCH, chasing her assistant. They said Lindsay drove at speeds up to 100 miles per hour and then drove circles around the assistant’s car once she caught up with her. They said they begged Lindsay to stop or slow down, but the starlet insisted she would not get into trouble because she is a celebrity. Lindsay also ran over one of the guy’s foot. I saw it at the press conference this morning. That was effed up though.

Anyhoo, the dudes would like to be compensated for their pain and suffering so Lindsay better call some more tablod magazines to try to wrangel up some more money to make them go away.

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Ali Lohan strikes out at their father and blames him for all of Lindsay’s problems in this E-mail she sent to 24/Sizzler:

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.

It’s official, the Lohan’s are the new McCulkins. ¬† By they way, does anyone know if this is Little Ali on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show?

Story courtesy of dlisted.com

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