I kid, I kid.  No open letter from Rob, but a statement to People magazine in response to the statement Dina Lohan made about his Lindsay Lohan impersonation on Jay Leno last week.
“When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I’ll have an ounce of respect for her! I don’t care if her parents are both crummy ‚Äì you cannot blame your parents anymore. She’s not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life.”
“I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there’s so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She’s very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who’d trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is.”
You tell her Rob.¬† If Lindsay or anyone else in her camp is offended or embarrassed by his appearance, they need to get over it.¬† Lindsay and her mother have embarrassed themselves in front of the whole world without anyone else’s help.
You know Candy Spelling really started something with these open letters to Paris Hilton and Joe Francis, and I think I like it!